Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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