This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
not ubering you a puppy
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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