What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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