I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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