all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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