if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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