I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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