sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
she peed on how many people?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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