She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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