i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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