She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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