At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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