so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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