he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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