He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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