i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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