just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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