and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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