he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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