mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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