I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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