There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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