Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize