You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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