the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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