He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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