well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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