Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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