babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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