my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize