I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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