seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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