It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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