so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
