Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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