I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
