Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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