what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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