But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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