physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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