My liver just broke up with me...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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