Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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