Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
