Little spoons don't ask big questions
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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