in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it