hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.