Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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