I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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