i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So vagazzling was a success
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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