need another drink. this is the easiest way
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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