Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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