I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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