This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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