I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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