What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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