Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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