I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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