Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
birth control should be required to get into college
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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